Desperate and dateless Showbiz wanna-be Mark Grossman takes a hilarious mad-cap journey down the road to fame and fortune.

Penniless after a rash of entry-level movie jobs, he sells pens for a mob-owned telemarketing firm where bribery is used to generate sales.

As part of a daring scheme to finance a movie, Mark and his sidekick Jack team up with corrupt businessman Steve Prince and steal clients from their Thug Boss Erchie.

A vortex of madness and mayhem draw Mark and Jack into a zany world of suspense and danger when their plans go awry. Pursued relentlessly by the mob and Steve Prince, then jailed by the police for bribery, Mark succeeds despite overwhelming odds and triumphantly turns his dreams into reality in this rollicking, slapstick, sidesplitting misadventure.